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Re: this is a PT forum! - March 3, 2006 6:19:00 PM
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tf8560
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way over to Tibet, and get on as a therapist at a clinic over there in the Himalayas. You know.... a therapist. A PT. An ultrasound jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think my first patient is? The Dalai Llama himself. Twelfth son of the Llama...the flowing robes, the grace, bald....striking.
So I'm on the treatment table with him and I give his spine a twist. Old golf injury.(big hitter, the Llama.... Anyway, he jumps off the table, walks right out of the clinic and slips right into a 10,000 foot gorge at the base of this glacier. And he turns to me and says, "goonga
galoonga....goo....goongalagoonga."
So we finish treatment, and he's going to stiff me! So I say, "Hey! Llama! Hey! How about a little something, you know.... for the effort, you know." So he says, "Oh, uh...there won't be any money. But when you die.... on your death bed...you shall receive total consciousness." So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
Tom Fletcher, PT
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Re: this is a PT forum! - March 3, 2006 6:42:00 PM
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tf8560
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I know when I'm not wanted. But before I go I've got something to say to you people. You talk about ancient beauty and life forms, but if you asked me you wouldn't know real beauty if it was outside in the parking lot waiting to give you hepatitis. Which it will be ten minutes from now. Good day to you.
Will Ferrell as Terrance Maddox..nude model
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Re: this is a PT forum! - March 3, 2006 6:44:00 PM
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tf8560
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What we need here on the forum is more cowbell
Bruce Dickinson
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Re: this is a PT forum! - March 3, 2006 8:54:00 PM
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truthseeker
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the moody blues rock!!
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Re: this is a PT forum! - March 4, 2006 2:16:00 AM
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dosrinc
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When you say "which is nice", you've got to say it in that Bill Murray/Caddyshack slur or the whole thing just doesn't go over that well.
rick
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Re: this is a PT forum! - March 4, 2006 4:15:00 AM
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FLAOrthoPT
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tim reeves, it's the blue oyster cult, and tom F, you have flipped a circuit there not working with people anymore
Ben
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Re: this is a PT forum! - March 4, 2006 8:59:00 PM
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truthseeker
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thanks ben, got my bands mixed up. the skit was great tho
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